I need as many answers to this joke as possible. I love it

Here’s something gross, but funny
Pretend i’m in a penguin mascot costume.

Here’s a link to see a picture of it

http://www.animalmascots.com/01-02312/Cute-Penguin-Bird-Costume-Mascot.html

Pretend i am wearing this penguin mascot costume. I am alone practicing in a field. Having so much fun. All of a sudden, I have a full bladder nearly ready to burst and feel like peeing any second. I also really desperately have to poop really bad, and there is no toilet nearby, what do I do? =(